Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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