I wanna bring you to show and tell
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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