Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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