So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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