dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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