Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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