didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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