it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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