Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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