how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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