In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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