I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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