im drinking this country out of the recession.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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