this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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