Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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