I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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