Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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