At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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