Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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