I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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