Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
But I just had this pork pt. It was dick grabbing.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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