Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
