Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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