anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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