I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sorry about my life...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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