its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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