So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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