you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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