I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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