Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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