i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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