so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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