bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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