and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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