nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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