So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize