I think i peed on brittanys purse
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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