what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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