I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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