So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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