just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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