Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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