just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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