he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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