drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
