Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.