in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.