we have officially lost it.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.