How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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