HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
