brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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