So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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