I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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