now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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