Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
