Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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