Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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