so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
sex on a bike is impossible
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